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Some stories that caught my attention and I like to go back and re-read (usually coz they make me laugh).

Lab race Title: Lab race

Author: Enide Dear

Pairing: Remnantscest

Rating: violence and Hojo

Summary: Brain burp

A/N: this is a scene that I was going to use in my real, non-fanfic novel one day but since that never seems to happen...screw it.

"So -aha - clone nr 2. Very good." Hojo flipped through a few notes on his clipboard, studying the little silver haired boy at the corner of his eyes. The boy waited patiently, playing with a long lock of hair. He was much calmer than the other two, never argued or threw a fit over being called a clone. Clone nr 1 frequently broke down over that and little nr 3 had a tantrum whenever he damned well pleased. GO YAZZY!♥ one of the funniest Yazoo shorts I've read

Kittens in my Pants Disclaimer: Characters belong to their respective owners.

Prompt: Final Fantasy VII Sephiroth/Cloud "I have a kitten in my pants. Want to pet my kitten?"

Warning: Bad pickup lines, molestation, a new word for penis, lying about kittens.

Rating: Not quite NC17, but still a very solid R.

No beta used.

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"I'm telling you it'll work," Zack whispered as he pushed Sephiroth towards the door, "He will totally go for it."

"Will you unhand me?!" the silver haired male hissed as batted the younger SOLDIER away, "There is no way that he will simply allow me to proposition him like that."

"Just say what I told you to say and everything There's a kitten in Seph's pants *falls off chair laughing

F B - the problem with Yazoo Title: Family bliss – the problem with Yazoo
Author: Enide Dear
Pairing: Valenwind, featuring the Remnants, but no Remnantcest
Rating: cute, but LOTS of innuendoes

Muse: Fanfic Tropes - innuendoes

One would have thought, Vincent mused, that of the three Remnant brothers, Yazoo would be the one easiest to deal with. After all, Kadaj could still go from vicious and insane to heartbreakingly childish in less than ten minutes if he wanted, and Loz still had some problems with things being a lot more fragile than he expected, but Yazoo….Yazoo just seemed calm and easy going.
Not so.
Vincent knew that Cid had swallowed the entire Poor Cid just doesn't get those in-yer-endoes!

FB - Energy Crisis Solution Title: FB – Energy crisis solution
Author: Enide Dear
Pairing: Valenwind
Rating: insane

Dedicated to: this is all because of my RL friend E. who told me about this paradox….and my evil brain that said 'Yazoo would try to abuse that'

"Yazoo, what the Hell are ya doin' on the roof?!" Cid shouted up at the Remnant how was holding what appeared to be a very struggling kitten in one hand and in the other…well, the length of string the pilot could make out but was the other thing Yazoo held…toast?

"It's just a little experiment." Even from this distance Cid could see the innocent-looking smile.

"What? And don't ya dare d KITTY POWA! NYAA!!

FB - Swear jar FB – Swear jar
Author: Enide Dear
Pairing: Valenwind, Renaj, Lozoo
Rating: cute

Dedication: Swear jar idea belongs to :iconprocrazedfan: Thanks! ;)

"'Morning, boys." Cid said from behinda newspaper as three yawning Sephlings scuffled down to the breakfast table. "There's eggs if ya want them."

"Mmm, I like eggs…" Kadaj started to hand out the boiled eggs and cups whiles Yazoo poured them coffee and Loz made toast.

*crunch, crunch, crunch…*

Behind his paper, Cid frowned at the strange sound from across the table.

*crunch, crunch, crunch*

Curious he looked up at the eating Remnants.

*crunch, crunch, crunch*

Cid sighe Gotta luv the kid
FB - Chick magnet Title: FB – Chick magnet.
Author: Enide Dear
Rating: cute
Pairing: Lozoo, Valenwind, Renaj
Summary: Is Loz straight? And Yazoo learns that vengeance is best served cold…

Yazoo was sitting on the porch, waiting as Cid and Loz came driving up in Cid’s rusty old pick up, the back of it loaded with unknown metal parts that they’d picked up at the next farm – evidence that not all of Cid’s airship experiments were successful.

“Did everything go well?” Yazoo asked as they stepped up on the porch.

“Yeah, sure. We got most of the parts, and I think I know what went wrong.” Cid waved a dismissiv Cid gets his revenge.

Would you be interested in sketchy sketch OC commissions from me. looking at around the $5 per character pricemark for portrait. NO © FANART!

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Journal Entry: Sun May 20, 2012, 6:26 PM

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ok, so some of you may remember a while back a family member of mine was hit by a car. She was my brother-in-law's (and my sister's) niece and she was only 5 years old.

There was a lot of confusion at first about whether she had survived and then they were saying she was braindead, then saying she would never be able to walk or talk again... it was a confusing and upsetting time and generally an emotional rollercoaster. (As some of you found out the hard way. Sorry if I was a bitch to anyone... more of a bitch than usual I mean)

Every now and then someone will ask me how she was and there hasn't a lot of news coming our way until now. So today I thought I would show you how she is going....

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She's an amazing little gem and I hope she keeps defying doctors expectation. Bless her!

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100 Themes

1. Freedom
2. Capture
3. Empty
4. Blood
5. Shelter
6. Eternity
7. Family
8. Revenge
9. Sacrifice
10. Truth
11. Lie
12. Innocence
13. Sin
14. Love
15. Hate
16. Life
17. Death
18. Dance
19. Faint
20. Numb
21. Dust
22. Animal
23. Smile
24. Desperation
25. Fire
26. Hope
27. Identity
28. Passion
29. Forgotten
30. Friendship
31. Duty
32. Secret
33. Darkness

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34. Light
35. Insane
36. Heaven
37. Hell
38. Music
39. Wisdom
40. Puppet
41. Will
42. Snow
43. Symbol
44. Strength
45. Pain
46. Wish
47. Peace
48. Present
49. Past
50. Future
51. Lost
52. Faith
53. Warm
54. Young
55. Old
56. Tired
57. Small
58. Belonging
59. Chose
60. Intrude
61. Uncommon
62. With pleasure
63. Devilish
64. Wind
65. Poison
66. Loneliness
67. Journey
68. Art
69. Joy
70. Hero
71. Grace
72. Duel
73. Time
74. Rain
75. Drowning
76. Creation
77. Waiting

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78. Breathe
79. Healing
80. Mirror
81. Intruder
82. Illusion
83. Dream catcher
84. Gentle
85. Bridge
86. Sunset
87. Taking over
88. Mother Nature
89. Reflection
90. Friend
91. Awake
92. Succubus
93. Be yourself
94. Thank you
95. Singing
96. Lord
97. Run
98. Chaos
99. Soul
100. Tale

PIMPAGE!!!

Comics you should seriously check out!! Click the pics to take you to their sites!
_{sites will likely contain mature content and most will contain Yaoi... Coz that's how I roll. XDD}

PoS is currently on Hiatus *sad pouty face*

S-I-N is NON YAOI... at least so far XD

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First to send in the note wins a sketch from me of either a fanart or possibly an OC (which we can discuss if you win)

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Alyson-Anzo
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Current Residence: Benalla, Australia
Favourite genre of music: Any and all depending on what mood I'm in
Favourite photographer: My friend Amity
Favourite style of art: Ask me every day and it will be different
MP3 player of choice: A working one!
Shell of choice: Umm... I like all seashells!

Wallpaper of choice: A pic of my babies
Skin of choice: My own!!

Favourite cartoon character: Loz (He's just my fav) and also Reno in AC(makes me laugh every time)
Personal Quote: If you can't be good, be good at it!

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~Dragonia27 2 days ago

Hey, have a happy birthday. I hope that the next year is filled with awesomeness for you!

The boys are all wishing you a happy birthday, too!!!! _{Didn't know who was your favorite so I invited the whole crew.}

Anyway, have a great one!

*Binny-Bin 2 days ago Hobbyist General Artist

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ^________^

*albedosreqium 2 days ago Hobbyist General Artist

Happy Birthday and all that.
Muah!!!

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~IrisSapphire 2 days ago

Have a wonderful birthday

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*Darksand17 3 days ago

OMG HUGz Happy birthday Seksee!!!

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Happy Birthday!!

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=ACID-VANITY 3 days ago Hobbyist Digital Artist

Happy Birthday Sweetie <3

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_{Hello!
Happy [early] birthday!
Wishing you another wonderful year of happiness and joy!}

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*Jenova87 May 13, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Thank U so much for watch

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~ciacheczko May 8, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Thank you for the fav ^^

~PKSketch May 7, 2012 Student General Artist

Hii. Thanks a lot for watching me! Love your gallery btw. Your character Anzo looks really cool.

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Four years from now, Virginia and West Virginia will merge to form one Huge Virginia!

~ArtsyFartsyGirl2936 May 4, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Thankies for the

on the begining of my Sephiroth Chilhood fic, really means alot.

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Thank you for the watch! Much appreciated!

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=Orantmihi Apr 25, 2012

Hi! Haha, when I see your 100 themes list, it makes me laugh. I've tried it myself so many times, but I keep giving up on it. How many have you managed to do? (also, thank you for the add

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=talespirit Apr 24, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

thanks for the watch

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Open for Commission >>> [link]

~LeNeonMoon Apr 21, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

SUP

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=hizukin Feb 29, 2012 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Thank you very much for the watch!

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_{thanks for the watch!!}

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Thank you, hon!

I am so glad you enjoyed the latest chapter!

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